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Old December 30th, 2009, 03:37 PM   #1
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Talking 35 Reasons Jeeps Are Better than women.

Well im guessing you guys have seen this but ill share it anyway since i couldn't find it in the re-post check. My girlfriend sent it to me so i thought it was kinda funny.

35 REASONS WHY JEEPS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
1. Jeeps don't get pregnant.
2. You can drive your Jeep any time of the month.
3. Jeeps don't have parents.
4. Jeeps don't whine unless something is really wrong.
5. You can share your Jeep with your friends.
6. Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps you've ridden.
7. When driving, you and your Jeep can arrive at the same time.
8. Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps you have.
9. Jeeps don't care if you look at other Jeeps.
10. Jeeps don't care if you buy Jeep magazines.
11. You'll never hear, "Surprise! You're going to own a new Jeep!"...unless you go out and get it yourself.
12. If your Jeep goes flat, you can fix it.
13. If your Jeep is too loose, you can tighten it.
14. If your Jeep is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
15. You can have a Jeep of color and still bring it home to your parents.
16. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Jeep.
17. If you say bad things to your Jeep,you don't have to apologize before you drive it again.
18. You can drive your Jeep as long as you want and it won't get sore.
19. You can stop driving your Jeep as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
20. Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Jeep after you dump it.
21. Jeeps don't get headaches.
22. Jeeps don't insult you if you're a bad driver.
23. Your Jeep never wants a night out with the other Jeeps.
24. Jeeps don't care if you're late.
25. You don't have to take a shower before you ride your Jeep.
26. If your Jeep doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
27. You can drive your Jeep the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner,see a movie, or meet its mother.
28. The only protection you have to wear when driving your Jeep is a decent seat belt.
29. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great drive you had the last time you were in your Jeep.
30. Your Jeep is never embarrassed to go topless in public.
31. You only have to feed your Jeep when you use it.
32. A rocky relationship with your Jeep is actually fun.
33. Jeeps don't care how much money you spend on them.
34. You never have to worry about your Jeep spending your money.
35. You don't have to remember your Jeep's birthday, when you first met, or anniversaries.
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Old December 30th, 2009, 05:52 PM   #2
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There is only one reason Jeeps are better than women......













































It's because Jeeps AREN'T women!
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Old December 30th, 2009, 06:00 PM   #3
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I dissagree with # 34. My jeep is always spending my money
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Old December 30th, 2009, 06:09 PM   #4
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I dissagree with # 34. My jeep is always spending my money
I was gunna say
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Old December 30th, 2009, 06:11 PM   #5
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now she wants control arm bsuhings, drop brakets and new rear leafs, what can i say.... it must be love
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Old December 30th, 2009, 06:20 PM   #6
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22. Jeeps don't insult you if you're a bad driver.
I like this one too. they don't need to insult you...they just roll over on you.
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Old December 30th, 2009, 06:26 PM   #7
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5. You can share your Jeep with your friends.
There's a whole lotta people here I wouldn't share my Jeep with...
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Old December 30th, 2009, 06:26 PM   #8
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One reason Women are better the Jeeps. Jeeps are gay and sex with women is a very enjoyable activity.
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Old December 30th, 2009, 06:29 PM   #9
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One reason Women are better the Jeeps. Jeeps are gay and sex with women is a very enjoyable activity.
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Old December 30th, 2009, 07:05 PM   #10
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lol just thought this was humerus.
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Reasons why Women are better than Jeeps:

1. Women have vaginas.


























i couldn't think of any more.
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Old December 30th, 2009, 08:36 PM   #12
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Reasons why Women are better than Jeeps:

1. Women have vaginas.

i couldn't think of any more.
lol enough said.
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Old December 30th, 2009, 08:53 PM   #13
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jeeps have tail pipes
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I dissagree with # 34. My jeep is always spending my money
X2!!
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One reason Women are better the Jeeps. Jeeps are gay and sex with women is a very enjoyable activity.
you obviously have never been fucked by your Jeep? ...most here have and gotten used to it
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2. You can drive your Jeep any time of the month.
Most women don't mind that either

5. You can share your Jeep with your friends.
I'd rather not!

12. If your Jeep goes flat, you can fix it.
Um, Boob job!

26. If your Jeep doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
I repeat, Boob job!

30. Your Jeep is never embarrassed to go topless in public.
Most women I know have been known to do this as well.

34. You never have to worry about your Jeep spending your money.
Helloooooo???!!!!
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lol just thought this was humerus.


I KNOW this is humerus
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Old December 30th, 2009, 10:23 PM   #18
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lol wtf is wrong with me...
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