December 15th, 2009, 11:21 AM
Join Date: 11-08-05
Location: a mile from the shithole
Mentioned: 39 Post(s)
All CL ads should read like this...
Sure would cut down on the asshats coming out to the house.
In case it gets flagged:
To whom ever flagged this for removal, why? Shoot me an email, and I may give you a FREE tv. Oh, and if you flagged it because you actually like "Confessions of a Shopaholic" you deserve whatever you get you shell of a human. Back to the ad...
BREAKING NEWS: PICKUP PENDING!!!!
Beautiful Sony 32" TV. model # KV-32S22
This fantastic TV was my companion through good times and bad, movies, games and sports for 13 years. Unfortunately, my roommates girlfriend insisted on watching "Confessions of a Shopaholic" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1093908/ and I think it contributed to its demise. It is quite possibly the worst movie ever made. Its only saving grace was a cameo by perhaps the movies biggest star and Detroit Pistons great John "The Spider" Salley. His appearance was not enough to salvage the movie, or my TV. At the conclusion of the 1 hr and 44 min I will never get back, Sony took its own life. Yes P.J. Hogan, your movie is so terrible, my TV killed itself. There were a few times during the movie I considered sticking a knife in a toaster, or performing seppuku (taking my own life ninja style to the uninformed) Thankfully, Sony bared the burden for me and moved on to the great beyond.
MY LOSS YOUR GAIN
Well, I need to replace my beloved Sony with a new, younger and sexier Samsung or Toshiba. Currently TV does not turn on. Is it the fuse, maybe a resistor??? Its a mystery but it may be that simple. With only a few minutes of time invested you may have a perfectly good TV. If you are not the electronic type, pretend its a home in Detroit and strip out all of the copper to sell!! Other uses include TV stand (place another tv on top of it) Fitness equipment (you try moving it, its 179 lbs) Paperweight, your shit isn't going anywhere! Be the classiest neighbor on the block and just leave it in your yard.
Email me and let me know when you want to pick it up and I will place it on the porch.
Stipulations and fine print:
As usual, its free. If it worked, i would ask for some $$
1. I dont care that you are a Nigerian prince.
2. If you plan on raping, robbing or murdering me, no, you can not have the tv.
3. I dont want to talk to you, it will be on the porch
4. We will not help you move it, bring friends.
5. I am not your friend
6. Bring an adequate vehicle, I know that your subcompact car is "roomy", but not this roomy, asshole.
7. Dont send me an email saying that the TV does not work. Well, read the above. No refunds.
8. It weighs 179lb. Its fucking heavy, be prepared.