Mutant facial hair... - Great Lakes 4x4. The largest offroad forum in the Midwest

Monkeyevil · November 3rd, 2009, 02:08 AM

My wife has a makup mirror with 5x magnification on one side. A few months ago while pondering why anyone would want to see their face that close, I inspected my two day stubble super magnified.

What I found was nothing short of shocking. Hidden among normal facial hair were a few oddities. Some super thick mutant hair follicles, Siamese twin and triplet follicles emitting from the same hole, and translucent ghost hairs. Some rare specimens shared a combination of mutant traits.

Well this would not do! I retrieved a pair of tweezers and began to eradicate the rouge face invaders. I quickly realized that most of the mutants were weak and pulled cleanly with no pain whatsoever. I was the victor over the invasion.

After a few weeks my abnormal hair follicle spotting eyes got more in tuned. I could now notice dobleganger hairs that looked normal above the surface, but had giant tuber like roots lurking beneath. These were certainly not painless to pull, but satisfying to find and destroy.

I found the hunting and capturing limitations of my wife's cheap straight edge tweezers annoying, so on my next shopping trip I procured a pair of stone ground angled tipped beauties from Revlon.

And this is how I found out I'm probably gay

Blazin_wheeler · November 3rd, 2009, 02:11 AM

i thought i was the only one

Mclovin · November 3rd, 2009, 02:34 AM

I use those magnifying mirrors to make my self feel better about myself when i get out of the shower..

Square-D · November 3rd, 2009, 02:46 AM

Not gay, man pretty.

ScOoTeR · November 3rd, 2009, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Blazin_wheeler

i thought i was the only one

Naw, there's plenty of fags on here.

whiterhino · November 3rd, 2009, 08:45 AM

You have way too much time on your hands.

ovrlnd · November 3rd, 2009, 09:08 AM

the kid has one of those digital microscopes that plugs into the television. we plugged it into the 37" lcd and examined my facial stubble. saw the same things extremely close up. you could see how the skin raises up around the hair and with the led light on you could see the subcutainious portion of the hair. i thought it was kinda neat. we also put it on the rug, the cat, the plant. it was like a whole other universe.

PavementPounder · November 3rd, 2009, 01:30 PM

Do you own one of these yet?

greygoose · November 3rd, 2009, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by ScOoTeR

Naw, there's plenty of fags on here.

Blazin_wheeler · November 3rd, 2009, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ScOoTeR

Naw, there's plenty of fags on here.

i knew that, i thought i was the only one with mutant facial hair.

Haggar · November 3rd, 2009, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Monkeyevil

My wife has a makup mirror with 5x magnification on one side. A few months ago while pondering why anyone would want to see their face that close, I inspected my two day stubble super magnified.

What I found was nothing short of shocking. Hidden among normal facial hair were a few oddities. Some super thick mutant hair follicles, Siamese twin and triplet follicles emitting from the same hole, and translucent ghost hairs. Some rare specimens shared a combination of mutant traits.

Well this would not do! I retrieved a pair of tweezers and began to eradicate the rouge face invaders. I quickly realized that most of the mutants were weak and pulled cleanly with no pain whatsoever. I was the victor over the invasion.

After a few weeks my abnormal hair follicle spotting eyes got more in tuned. I could now notice dobleganger hairs that looked normal above the surface, but had giant tuber like roots lurking beneath. These were certainly not painless to pull, but satisfying to find and destroy.

I found the hunting and capturing limitations of my wife's cheap straight edge tweezers annoying, so on my next shopping trip I procured a pair of stone ground angled tipped beauties from Revlon.

And this is how I found out I'm probably gay

I've always had like those. you can just feel them, they are thicker than normal once. And yeah, they just yank out without pain. I think they only exist in the 'goatee' area, not the cheeks.

Odd.

In fact, thats what I'm doing in my avatar, pulling them out. Es-traaa-da

ppkaprince98 · November 3rd, 2009, 06:16 PM

Pics of said mutant hairs?

ScOoTeR · November 3rd, 2009, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Haggar

I've always had like those. you can just feel them, they are thicker than normal once. And yeah, they just yank out without pain. I think they only exist in the 'goatse' area, not the cheeks.

o.O

Yetti · November 3rd, 2009, 08:02 PM

And your wonder why I grow a beard.

In the spring when I do my yearly delousing I tend to find many of the mutant hairs along with to many white/grays ones now. they are bothersome, but I will be able to be Santa at Christmas some day!