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Old June 6th, 2009, 10:53 PM   #1
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1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean".

5. You think vests come in two styles - bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave".

10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least two.

11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.

12. You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
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Old June 6th, 2009, 11:10 PM   #2
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#13 if you have objections to gays but walk the streets holding another mans hand.


(buddy who served in iraq said its very common for iraqie men to walk around holding hands )
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Old June 19th, 2009, 02:50 PM   #3
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#13 if you have objections to gays but walk the streets holding another mans hand.


(buddy who served in iraq said its very common for iraqie men to walk around holding hands )
That would be a true statement...in their culture along with many different peoples of Muslim faith believe that women are for procreation and men/boys are for fun. I say, let em' be gay...because as long as they're "playing with the boys" they're not making next generation of little terrorists!
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