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Old November 27th, 2005, 10:17 AM   #1
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She was so blonde...

...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box
because it said "concentrate".

...she put lipstick on her forehead
because she wanted to make up her mind.

...she told me to meet her
at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".

...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

...she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.



...she tried to drown a fish.

...she thought a quarterback was a refund.

...she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

...under "education" on her job application,
she put "Hooked On Phonics".

...she tripped over a cordless phone.

...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"..
she put "Sagittarius".

...if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.

...she studied for a blood test ...and failed.

...she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.

...she sold the car for gas money.

...when she heard that 90% of all crimes
occur around the home, she moved.
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Old November 27th, 2005, 12:23 PM   #2
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I am not a lesbian but if I was I would do her.
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