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Old June 20th, 2006, 05:18 PM   #1
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Default A couple good ones

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the
TV, and said to his wife, "quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.

When he finished it, he said, "quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone,
he said, "quick, another beer before it starts."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flopyour fat
ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run aroundlike your
slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long??"

The husband sighed. "Oh shit, it's started."
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A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions"
to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most
riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what
your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?" She replied, "
Golfing with his buddies."
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Old June 20th, 2006, 05:23 PM   #2
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That's not funny.
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Old June 20th, 2006, 05:23 PM   #3
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That's funny.
I agree.
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Old June 20th, 2006, 06:40 PM   #4
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Old June 20th, 2006, 06:55 PM   #5
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Those I thought were pretty good.
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