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Old March 15th, 2009, 12:08 AM   #1
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My friend is going through a divorce. He's sleeping on the couch.

Her: I need batteries.
Me: So go get batteries.
Her: He's got them locked up.
Me: Rape him.
Her: That wouldn't help.
Me: No really, Rape him! He's already on the couch, bend him over.
Her: I'd still need batteries.
Me: you're not listening to me, get your strap-on and rape him. he'll get you batteries.
Her: I need a .


Cliff notes: Rape works.
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Old March 15th, 2009, 12:14 AM   #2
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Your girl has a strap on?


why?

nevermind.
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why?

nevermind.
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She might not have understood then, but she will once the lawyer explains the whole divorce process to her.
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Old March 15th, 2009, 10:18 AM   #7
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please Note !!!

Dont Get Drunk And Pass Out At

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Your girl has a strap on?


why?

nevermind.
Not my girl, thank god. Besides, she lives in Indi, even if she did its enough of a drive that I'd have time to run away even if she did.

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She might not have understood then, but she will once the lawyer explains the whole divorce process to her.
Her friends who live closer are trying to explain this one to her. She keeps doing things without one, and can't understand why he just doesn't want to sign the papers and be done with it.
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