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Old December 17th, 2008, 07:45 PM   #1
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The carolers show up... Apparently my landlord uses his office address here at the house for a LOT of mailing lists and church contacts. As a result not only do i get pounds of junkmail, i am now getting carolers. tonight was the fourth time this week. I have told these people i am atheist, Jewish, and sick with the flu. please help me prepare for the next batch. i am thinking i will either be naked or Muslim when i answer the door next.
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Old December 17th, 2008, 08:19 PM   #2
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Naked. Now that would scar them for life
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Chilli pepper style - answer the door naked with a sock over your girlhood.
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Just be yourself. That makes most people want to go away.
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Old December 17th, 2008, 08:27 PM   #6
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Old December 17th, 2008, 08:34 PM   #7
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i fucking hate people with your luck. I never get carolers, jahovawitness's, door to door salesmen... I cant annoy/freakout/mentally scar any of these people like ive always dreamed.
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Invite them in for sex. Wear a welding helmet or some full sleeve gloves when you ask them.
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Answer the door with a turbin and a back pack with a cord hanging out of it. And just scream lalalalalalalalalalalalala and run down the sidewalk after them......
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i am answering the door next time in nothing but cowboy boots, a leather apron, cutting goggles and heavy gloves. the witnesses haven't been back since i answered the door in boxers holding a bong.

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go DEAF.
look through the peephole and then do NOT open the door.
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knee high rubber boots
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Elbow length black rubber gloves
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I wish they would come to my house. I get nothing cool other then rednecks at my house.
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Muslims are not bald and fat.......they are either or not both
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