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Old December 22nd, 2008, 05:28 PM   #1
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So Saturday night my wife and I were at Meijers at 96 and Middlebelt. We were the only people waiting in line for the self check out. A black older women pulls her cart up next to us and we chat while waiting. I did not realize that 2 lines of approx 20 people had formed behind us. someone finishes up and the older women gives me the nod to go ahead. I start walking toward the check out and I hear from the back of the line from a black couple " O hells naw, How he gonna cut up in front of dat der lady. Dis here is some bull shit. Hey mans hows the hell you gonna do dat to us." I turned around and said "I'm sorry I can't understand you I don't speak ebonix."
That set his fat ass wife off. "O hells naw I cants beleives he just said dat." Picture her arms flopping around like she is trying to fly. "WTF is dat supposed to means." A few of the people in line were trying not to laugh. The person running the self check out was almost rolling on the floor. My wife was laughing her ass off but smacked me when we got in the car. The whole time they were flappin at the jaw i was laughing my ass off and I waved good bye as I left.

What kind of stories do you got from the "season to be jolly."
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Old December 22nd, 2008, 05:30 PM   #2
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you should of said you don't speak blackanese
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Old December 22nd, 2008, 05:40 PM   #3
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haha. I dont even go out this time of year assholes + traffic makes me very mad.

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Old December 22nd, 2008, 06:24 PM   #4
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I-96 & Middlebelt's a pretty rough neighborhood ain't it?

glad you made it out alive without any 9mm punctuation marks in your ass.
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I know there is some good stories out there
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Old December 22nd, 2008, 07:12 PM   #6
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yea but get real. we'd rather hear all the bad ones so as to reinforce our sterotypes and make us feel better about ourselves.
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I pointed out the glaringly obvious, on a local 4x4 board, and a bunch of children resorted to name-calling, and cussing.
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yea but get real. we'd rather hear all the bad ones so as to reinforce our sterotypes and make us feel better about ourselves.
Please refer to the above.
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yea but get real. we'd rather hear all the bad ones so as to reinforce our sterotypes and make us feel better about ourselves.
thats what happen when i visited my fiancee around dinner time (about a month ago) and we went to her cafeteria, and right when we got to the entrance this heavy set black girl comes out waving her hands yelling "EVERYBODY get in there now, tonight was the best food EVER" So guess what was the main course....FRIED CHICKEN
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Yea, but we tried to let it die. And now you should let it die as well. no more crying.
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So Saturday night my wife and I were at Meijers at 96 and Middlebelt. We were the only people waiting in line for the self check out. A black older women pulls her cart up next to us and we chat while waiting. I did not realize that 2 lines of approx 20 people had formed behind us. someone finishes up and the older women gives me the nod to go ahead. I start walking toward the check out and I hear from the back of the line from a black couple " O hells naw, How he gonna cut up in front of dat der lady. Dis here is some bull shit. Hey mans hows the hell you gonna do dat to us." I turned around and said "I'm sorry I can't understand you I don't speak ebonix."
That set his fat ass wife off. "O hells naw I cants beleives he just said dat." Picture her arms flopping around like she is trying to fly. "WTF is dat supposed to means." A few of the people in line were trying not to laugh. The person running the self check out was almost rolling on the floor. My wife was laughing her ass off but smacked me when we got in the car. The whole time they were flappin at the jaw i was laughing my ass off and I waved good bye as I left.

What kind of stories do you got from the "season to be jolly."
So dat was you dat disreeespecktid my aunty? Damn honkys got no recons, recunsi, remuns...., you no whats I b try'n ta say. Respict, ya gots no respict for the propuh language. Jest wait till Obama sits in duh big crib! We cuttin' to the front of duh line!
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I know there is some good stories about seasonal road rage, crazy assholes fighting for sales, people going crazy at customer service desks.
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Jest wait till Obama sits in duh big crib!
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I have/experience road rage every friday and sunday night. The holiday season has really no effect anymore.
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