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Old November 21st, 2005, 11:08 PM   #1
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01. Talk about a huge breast!
02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
03. It's Cool Whip time!
04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
05. That's one terrific spread!
06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
07. Are you ready for seconds yet?
08. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

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Old November 21st, 2005, 11:10 PM   #2
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Thats funny sheeet
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Old November 21st, 2005, 11:15 PM   #3
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best post on GL4x4 to date...
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Old November 21st, 2005, 11:15 PM   #4
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haha thats funny i wonder how many lines i can use.....:tonka:
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Old November 21st, 2005, 11:59 PM   #5
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Old November 22nd, 2005, 12:00 AM   #6
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19. Hey baby, I'm gonna come over on Thanksgiving and stuff your turkey.
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Old November 22nd, 2005, 07:16 AM   #7
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Old November 22nd, 2005, 07:20 AM   #8
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hehe barb I think I am going to go to your house for thanksgiving hehe
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Old November 22nd, 2005, 07:54 AM   #9
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Old November 22nd, 2005, 07:59 AM   #10
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"06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."


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Because, "wanting dark meat" isn't normally allowed.

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That is hilarious Barb
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Old November 22nd, 2005, 02:05 PM   #11
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Old November 22nd, 2005, 02:26 PM   #12
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Old November 22nd, 2005, 03:00 PM   #13
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This leg is Thanksgiving, this leg is Christmas, let's spend some time between the holidays

tell that to your grandma
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Old November 22nd, 2005, 03:13 PM   #14
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What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?


We'd eat p***y every Thanksgiving.
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Old November 22nd, 2005, 03:19 PM   #15
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[QUOTE=R2JinaTJ]What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?

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We would all be Asian?
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