|November 21st, 2005, 11:08 PM||#1|
Join Date: 11-06-05
Location: royal oak
Things allowed to say on Turkey Day
01. Talk about a huge breast!
02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
03. It's Cool Whip time!
04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
05. That's one terrific spread!
06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
07. Are you ready for seconds yet?
08. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
|November 22nd, 2005, 03:13 PM||#14|
I can has layinframe
Join Date: 11-08-05
What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
We'd eat p***y every Thanksgiving.