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Old May 18th, 2006, 08:43 PM   #1
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Default Top 10 reasons i am the world’s biggest asshole

Got these off the same site i found the 10 Worst Pickup lines
http://brightsyde.com/2006/05/17/top...ggest-asshole/

1. I once celebrated,in front of her; when a hookup told me she had a brain tumor.

2. I cheated on a girlfriend with her sister.

3. Once had a bet on who could convince their girlfriend to get an abortion first, which i lost?

4. I lost a case of beer and had to receive oral from a repulsive fat girl that had seven children sleeping four feet away through a stained lace curtain that was suspended from a shower curtain rod! really!

5. Had a threeway to help a friend degrade this girl that was interfering in his regular relationship, including unprotected oral, anal, vaginal, then had my ex give me oral without a wash!

6. Released a tape of a threeway causing major popularity for me, but ruining this whore’s life.

7. Left a bodily fluid on many an enemy’s car.

8. Hooked up with numerous married women for sport, and the challenge.

9. Once told a girlfriend that i couldn’t have sex with her too much or i would get tired of it, meanwhile i was doing her sis, as well as half of her friends!

10. Last but not least, I have broken all of the ten commandments three fold atleast! Yes, all of them! But a few way more than three times
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Old May 18th, 2006, 08:54 PM   #2
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dude some of those are really fucked up
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Old May 18th, 2006, 09:04 PM   #3
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hal go to bed now




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Old May 18th, 2006, 11:11 PM   #4
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yeah these posts make me lose more faith in men
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Old May 18th, 2006, 11:22 PM   #5
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Old May 19th, 2006, 05:04 AM   #7
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yeah these posts make me lose more faith in men

well the good thing is that all men are not that way, just the ones in their teens and the ones that have never grown out of the teen mindset.
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Let us know when you start dating chicks. :tonka:
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read the first 3 and could not read anymore
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