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Old April 4th, 2008, 03:36 PM   #21
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On my 21st birthday we drank every drop of oberon in the bar.

I woke up the next day with a massive headache, and grass stains on my hat.....apparently from when I stuck my head in a bush and puked.
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Old April 4th, 2008, 03:46 PM   #22
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Why does the dark spot on your porch look like meb alls?

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Old April 4th, 2008, 04:05 PM   #23
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Why does the dark spot on your porch look like med alls?

hahaha


I painted a roof rack out there. I never noticed that the overspray looks like a large cock.
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Old April 4th, 2008, 07:54 PM   #24
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UPDATE: I found 3 forks, and a salt and pepper shaker in my jacket.
And a glob of semen when you wiped your ass?
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Old April 4th, 2008, 09:44 PM   #25
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And a glob of semen when you wiped your ass?
:sigh:

No. As stated before, my ass is untainted, and I peed straight this morning.

0 sexual activity went on last night, whether it be me giving, or receiving.

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<---- WTF is this?
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Old April 4th, 2008, 09:49 PM   #26
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No. As stated before, my ass is untainted, and I peed straight this morning.

0 sexual activity went on last night, whether it be me giving, or receiving.

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Old April 4th, 2008, 10:01 PM   #27
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Why does the dark spot on your porch look like meb alls?
Why do you see Meb alls everywhere?
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Old April 5th, 2008, 12:34 AM   #28
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I love Oberon. So much. And yes it does get you quite drunk. Drunk enough to not remember buttsecks.
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Old April 5th, 2008, 01:54 AM   #29
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just got back from the bar after drinking oberon.

I'll let you know in the morning if any thing weird happens.
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Old April 5th, 2008, 08:00 AM   #30
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just got back from the bar after drinking oberon.

I'll let you know in the morning if any thing weird happens.
well????
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Old April 5th, 2008, 08:11 AM   #31
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well????
Morning to Bruce is noon-ish.. :tonka:
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Old April 5th, 2008, 09:30 AM   #32
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Why do you see Meb alls everywhere?
The only other time I saw meb alls was at Murrays Auto in Roseville. She was getting in the truck and stopped to say hi, it was very hard not to say Meb Alls to her.
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Old April 5th, 2008, 09:51 AM   #33
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I <3 me some oberon. Actually just had my first (2nd and 3rd) last night at da bah. Thats why I didnt make it home, but did to the girlfriends just to get shut out. Unfortunatly i do remeber the rejection.
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Old April 5th, 2008, 10:04 AM   #34
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So, you fruited your beer? Please turn in your man card.

I always drink wheat beer with a twist of orange. It tastes a lot better that way. Only homophobes leave the fruit out because they are afraid of looking gay...and we know what homophobes are all about, don't we?

On the other hand, if I see you at a bar with a cock in your mouth, you're probably gay. The "it tastes alot better that way" line does not apply in that situation.
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Old April 5th, 2008, 11:12 AM   #35
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Morning to Bruce is noon-ish.. :tonka:
:tonka: yeah, pretty much.

And I regret to report that nothing out of the ordinary happened. I woke up, alone, in my bed. No unknown injuries or unexplained pains. Nothing missing and no unexplained objects present.

I may try this experiment again tonight. My local bar is serving Oberon as their "beer of the month" this month.
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Old April 5th, 2008, 11:44 AM   #36
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I just woke up on the front porch. I can't find my wallet. And my left hand is bleeding.

Discuss.
This is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time.

Omg I was crying laughing for about 5 mins because this same thing use to happen to me quite often til my wife straigtened my ass out!

Sometimes I would really get worried about what I did but then I would just drink a little more and the worry would go away.
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Old April 5th, 2008, 12:54 PM   #37
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Old April 5th, 2008, 01:26 PM   #38
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Went to the Griffins game last night and was drunk as hell off of the 1.00 beers. I dunno know how many I actually drank but in 3 hours there I went up to the Beer lady and came back double fisting beers 3 different times plus I had a few more givin to me by friends. I realized while walking down 5million steps to get out of there I was trashed. My wife drove us home.
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