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Old March 31st, 2008, 09:51 AM   #1
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Well I'm waiting for the lawyers to call with a sexual harassment charge.

Let me explain: Work has been really slow lately and I need to layoff an employee. The two with the least amount of seniority have been there the exact same amount of time. Cathy is a twenty-something single lady and Jack is a thirty-something married man with a baby on the way. Both have equal skills and excellent workers.

So Friday I decided to talk with them both to let them know how tough of a decision this was going to be. I talked with Jack first, he completely understood but stated that timing couldn't be worse.

I call Cathy into my office and the conversation went like this: "As you know business has been slow. This is frustrating me to no end. So it has come down to this, and it is not easy for me to do this.

I either have to lay you or jack off".


Just waiting for the phone to ring...
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Old March 31st, 2008, 09:53 AM   #2
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seriously? thats pathetic if it goes through, but kinda funny how it came out.
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Old March 31st, 2008, 09:53 AM   #3
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Old March 31st, 2008, 10:01 AM   #4
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oh man, im sorry but thats good. I know you didnt mean it in any derogatory sense.

good luck, if it does ring hopefully the judge will see the reality of it and have a sense of humor
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Old March 31st, 2008, 10:06 AM   #5
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Im pretty sure its a joke guys. I think it is a even
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Old March 31st, 2008, 10:07 AM   #6
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Im pretty sure its a joke guys. I think it is a even
that definitly crossed my mind after I posted.
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Old March 31st, 2008, 10:18 AM   #7
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funny nun the less
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Old March 31st, 2008, 10:22 AM   #8
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Old March 31st, 2008, 10:53 AM   #9
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it's on the internet so it must be true.:tonka:

personally I wouldn't worry. it's circumstantial, not like you started rubbing her box
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I personally wouldn't have discussed your thought process involving laying off a worker with both of the employees.

I would've made my decision, and then go with it. Talking that kind of stuff over with employees is asking for trouble.
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Old March 31st, 2008, 10:59 AM   #11
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I personally wouldn't have discussed your thought process involving laying off a worker with both of the employees.

I would've made my decision, and then go with it. Talking that kind of stuff over with employees is asking for trouble.
You crack me up.
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Old March 31st, 2008, 11:05 AM   #12
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why are so many responding like this is a real situation?? its a joke..
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Old March 31st, 2008, 11:24 AM   #13
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You crack me up.


I just re-read it.....

I hate Mondays.
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Old March 31st, 2008, 12:02 PM   #14
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It is a joke. I guess I should have saved it for tomorrow!
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Old March 31st, 2008, 12:40 PM   #16
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to bossman63's origional post





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Old March 31st, 2008, 01:59 PM   #18
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