I keep trying to talk my dad into letting me take his gilded hippo statue that he has.
"I couldn't afford a white elephant, but I got you this golden hippo instead"
Last white elephant for the in-laws i bought a couple scratchers and a flat of canned corn. It got a good laugh. A couple of the cousins fought over it through stealing becuase they have too many kids :sonicjay:
My taxadermist buddy was at our party last weekend. He does nice work so everyone wanted his gift as there was a tail sticking out of the bag. Joke was on the winner as the mink inside the bag had yet to be stuffed. It was just road kill. I laughed.
My mom always gives us crazy useless stuff, at random times of the year. A few years ago, she gave us a Kristi Yamaguchi signed commemorative plate that she hoarded at a garage sale. Yep, good old Kristi Yamaguchi. I looked at my wife and told her I know exactly where this is going. Fast forward to Christmas that year, and my office party. I wrapped that sucker up nice and tight giggling the entire time. The unsuspecting shmoe who received it was like WTF is this? Everyone got a good laugh out of it. My wife had a few too many white russians that night and randomly yelled out KRISTI YAMAGUCHI throughout the rest of the evening. On a whim, I looked it up on the interweb the next day, to see if I could find any more, like that would be my holiday calling card from now on. That F'ing plate was/is worth $200!!! I stopped laughing.
My bros in law snagged some ass gaskets out of a Walmart bathroom tossed 'em in a box wrapped it up all nice and neat. I can't imagine the disappointment of getting a couple ass gaskets for Christmas.
I stopped at the gas station on the way to family xmas and bought a pack of XXL rubbers and some E-Lax.
The check out lady thought i was into some kinky shit.
Last year I got a harbor freight hi lift jack. Gave away an awful bejeweled penguin thing.
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