I started to read the f--king thing the first f---ing time and i'll be a mother
f---er if all of a sudden the fu--ing fone didn't start f-c-ing ringing. It's as if some f--king evil spirit mother fu--er is always fuc-ing off around here and I can't ever f--king finish a single f--king thing from the moment I wake up at five O f--king clock.
How many Fs there. The Fhantom lol