Maybe we need to invite him on a 4x4 trip. We can then get him "lost" never to show his fat ass again. As a matter of fact, he could be "lost" at the Mounds right by his hometown of Flint (if they would admit to it).
I would love to shake his hand and stink-palm him. His portrail in "Team America" was great. The hot dog in each hand was spot-on I thought.