Police: Stay off the roads!
Da Michigan State Pol-Lice are telling everyone around here to stay the Fukc off the roads. Dont go to work, get fired and collect unenjoyment.
They also say this will drive down the price of oil like the old email said. its a boycott brought on by mother nature since we arnt all filling up at 3.09 a gallon this morning.
bad news is I will be here for 24 straight hours if my relief fails to show up.