JOKE: The French (Good one for V-day!)
A group of Americans, retired teachers, recently
went to France on a tour. Robert Whiting, an
elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane.
At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate
his passport in his carry on bag.
"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the
customs officer asked sarcastically.
Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France
"Then you should know enough to have your passport
Mr. Whiting replied, "The last time I was here, I didn't
have to show my passport"
"Impossible. Americans always have to show their
passports on arrival in France!"
The American senior gave the French custom officer
a long hard look. Then he quietly explained:
"Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day
in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find
any ****ing Frenchmen to show it to!"