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Old November 11th, 2005, 11:46 AM   #1
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Default JOKE: The French (Good one for V-day!)

A group of Americans, retired teachers, recently

went to France on a tour. Robert Whiting, an

elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane.



At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate

his passport in his carry on bag.



"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the

customs officer asked sarcastically.



Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France

previously.



"Then you should know enough to have your passport

ready."



Mr. Whiting replied, "The last time I was here, I didn't

have to show my passport"



"Impossible. Americans always have to show their

passports on arrival in France!"



The American senior gave the French custom officer

a long hard look. Then he quietly explained:

"Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day

in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find

any ****ing Frenchmen to show it to!"
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