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Old February 22nd, 2007, 08:08 AM   #143
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Stan post his "exciting" adventures of his life? WTF. Let me tell you how the average day for Stan goes. I will use military time. I will also make the log out to be like he is writing it for ease of reading.

00:01
Just finished watching a dvd. time to go to the computer.

00:15
just finished talking about how cool my jeep is.

00:16
time to pop in another dvd.

00:17
why don't I ever sleep?

00:18
oh, the DVD is starting.

02:45
Just finished watching a dvd. Time go go on the computer

03:01
Just told those fuckers how sweet my jeep is.

03:05:17
Hey, I'm kinda horny, I'm going to go to my bedroom and see if my wife is "in the mood".

03:05:36
nope.

03:05
fap fap fap

03:06
Time to open up a pepsi

03:07
Time to put in a dvd.

05:11
Dvd is over, time to go online and tell people about my sweet jeep.

05:27
Time to watch the news

05:59
Wow, the sun is starting to come up. I should go to bed.

11:47
That was a good nap. Time to go on the computer and tell everyone about my jeep.

12:02
Just received the mail, received my monthy $372,000.00 in checks for my apartment accounts. Guess I will spend this money on pepsi, marlboro reds, and a faster internet connection so I can tell more people how sweet my jeep is.

12:04
I'm pretty tired

12:05
snifffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

12:06
holy shit am I awake

12:07
I'm going to watch a dvd

14:27
time to go online and talk about my kick ass jeep with sweet walker evans beadlocks

14:42
Wife says I have to take the kids to the orthodontics. This is really going to mess up my day.

16:38
Time to watch a dvd.

18:26
That was a good movie. Wonder if everyone on GL4x4 knows about my sweet stroker engine in my jeep. I better tell them.

18:34
Need to drive to blockbuster.

18:57
Time to watch a DVD.

20:36
"clarkstoncracker just called and wanted to go to the bar. Is he an idiot? He knows I am super busy everyday"

20:37
I do have front and rear ARB lockers. Maybe I should go online and tell everyone about them.

20:54
Time to browse online and purchase sweet stuff for my jeep.

21:38
Hey Killer B, I just bought some sweet stuff for my jeep, I need you to install it. Ok, Thanks.

21:45
I should go upstairs and talk to my wife.

21:46
I'm back downstairs. I don't think my wife likes me.

21:48
Wonder if everyone on TDR knows about my sweet ram. I should go tell them about it.

22:17
Time to put in a dvd
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