Wow this is some good morning entertainment. My DD is a 2002 non-turbo Subaru Impreza with a rebuilt title. I thought insurance was crazy at $85 a month for PLPD or $135 for full coverage. For obvious reasons I opted for PLPD.....and then I hit a tree going backwards at 25mph
The $600 has GOT to be for 6 months.
I've never seen the OP drive, but I did see how he parks the truck in his avatar. I'm not sure how or why he ended up at a 45° angle to the gas pump, but it makes sense after reading this thread