BREAKING NEWS: Tragedy has struck the White House in this shutdown.
The first lady's garden is not being harvested because there is no staff to do it for her. Vegetables are falling from the vine, leaves are falling and gathering and mushrooms are growing amongst the beds. Tragically this garden is going to waste.
What can we do?
If I didn't think with my penis, I wouldn't think at all
I hope I am not a racist, I mean I drive fast, But I am not specialized at it.