Originally Posted by MusKegon_ZJ_gurl
You know your friend was drunk when:
You wake up in the morning and he and his old lady are gone, but his shoes are still parked in front of your toilet!
I remember a time when one of my dad's old friends was so drunk he wore another friends shoes home. The funny part was that the shores he took were size 13, but he is a size 8. The man that got his shoes stolen was not a happy camper. Many jokes came from that night. The shoes did look somewhat similar in his defense