My first name was too common, so I put in my last name and what do you know:
1) You get this feeling inside of you, like sitting on your foot until numb or getting butterflies.
2)If you contain this in your name you must be one AWESOME person.
3) If you sit on your hand until it feels this way then play "whack-a-doodle" with your eyes closed.
4) A dude who stole my deep fried twinkie on a stick and then stuck the stick in his butt and made my sister lick it.
"Opportunity knocks once" Not true... In some cases it never comes knocking, you have to go out and grab it by the hippie pony tail, and drag it over to your place for wine and chocolate."