Originally Posted by ckupq
You didn't read the article did you.
After listening to NPR for years I am an expert at reading between the lies.
There he was. Sitting at the truckstop having a beer to drown away that fact that his dawg was gone. Next thing you know he sees this douchebag drive by in a red mustang, sleeves torn off his shirt, mullet waving in the wind. And wouldn't you know it, his dawg is in the backseat and his ex-ho is in the passenger seat, middle finger waving in the air. Can you blame the guy?
He got in his diesel, double smoke stacks blowing black manliness into the sky.
'merica was all they could hear him yell as he drove out of sight.