Originally Posted by RVest1
LMAO, whoever believes that is just as worthless as the doucebag that wrote it.
If you read the whole article it states that it is a false story done in parody.
"We are in no way, shape, or form, a real news outlet. Just about everything on this website is satirical in nature. The content of this site is parody. No composition should be regarded as truthful, and no reference of an individual, company, or military unit seeks to inflict malice or emotional harm."