It's just too easy to come up with those jokes, I think thats why you haven't seen them.
How about volkswagen's sign and drive, errr sign THEN drive event. I could see it now, AJ just drives.
Getting a "real steal" on this car.
The "Stealership" screwed me over on that used car I bought
AJ really got me a jail break deal on this one
I stole this one from the unsuspecting salesmen, he really needed the commision for a new car seat.
Nothing is slimier than a used car salesman, except a pick pocket.
Local Headline: Local car salesman accused of stealing loose change while appraising customer trade ins
I know these aren't all the funniest things in the world, but the list could go on forever, I think why you didn't see any of them is we were trying to give AJ a chance, but then he made up a lame excuse about why his grammar and spelling sucked and well, that was the green light.