My parents changed their minds at the last minute on my name, it was going to be Thad. I think it would have been a better fit than chad.
A unique and musical creature with lots of emotional and mental baggage. Will go far, but will do it very loud and obnoxiously. A great creature to hang out with, makes the party lite and fun, but doesn't mind being a real doucher when he deems it necessary. Know a Thad? Lucky you, a rare find.
Was his name Thad? Cool!
Thad is the man! but kind of an a-hole ...