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Old July 16th, 2013, 07:47 PM   #13
tonka toy
It's got a HEMI!
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Amazing, long beautiful flowing locks of hair, sexually stimulating. Enormous penis. Stunning personality, always gives to the poor and needy, Nobel Prize winner, successful author, musician. Very wealthy.

This is bullshit! I have no hair on my head, I'm married (self explanatory), I drive a big truck (male compensation), wife says I'm boring, I'm cheap, never win anything (except at the GL4x4 Christmas party), I don't wright, can't carry a tune to save my life, I'm married.

Always missed, Never forgotten

08' 4door JK 5.7 hemi, auto, atlas and tons
2012 F350 6.7 PSD CC shortbox
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