Originally Posted by Wehan
Mow the grass, bag all the clippings and ship it to them.
I own a landscape company and I had a customer who normally would pay at the end of the season for his lawn care but for some reason decided he wasnt going to last year. I told him if he wasnt going to pay I would have to bring back all the grass we had bagged and removed. He said to do it in what I assume was a "do it i dare you" voice. (he sent it in a email). I proceeded to go out to where all our grass gets dumped load up the stinkiest old grass we could find into my dump truck and dumped it in front of his garage door at 730 monday morning. He couldnt get out to go to work and called the police. The police contacted me that afternoon and wanted me to remove the grass but I forwarded them the email he sent and they said I was good to leave it. I then had my lawyer send them a letter saying that they need to pay or further action will be taken. They paid it with lightning speed. Double win.