You know what? F you all! I am awesome! Matter of fact I am fucking awesome!!!
I will tell you!
My dad was a lifer in the Army.
My mom is 100% Korean.
My dad taught me to watch people and learn from them. Not my fault majority are stupid, yet amusing.
Mom and dad indirectly showed me how to cook and make some awesome dishes I actually still cook to this day.
Laughed at death several times. He scar3d the shit out of me once.
Fucked a lot.
Managed to stay married now for 15 years.
2 beautiful children.
I can damn near fix anything and fix it right.
Been in the same trade now for over 21 years.
own3d 2 homes.
Companion of the coolest jack russel evar!
And if you were lucky enough, you own one of my keychains.
I am awesome so f u