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Old June 28th, 2013, 08:12 AM   #1
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Default I was gonna join the military but....

After seeing more AJ bashing and reading a thread like it on another forum I was curious. What are the best and lamest excuses my brothers in arms have heard from people about why they didn't join the military?

I think the best one I heard was right after bootcamp, I was home on leave and a guy noticed my sweet haircut (read buzzed head) and uniform and said he was going to but he knew he would probably knock a DI out if he got in his face. I promptly laughed and walked off.

What are some of the excuses you all have heard?
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