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Old June 5th, 2013, 11:41 PM   #1
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The motor unit party bus
Do you want to go fast?
Do you want to enjoy all the modern conveniences of a luxury motor home?
Are you looking for a camper the whole family will enjoy?
Well keep looking because this Motor unit is not for you. However if you are looking for a way for 19 of your closest friends to party on a Friday night and have a great time for a reasonable price then this is the machine for you!! Not only will this rv take you to the party in style it also may make it home if you're lucky. What is included in this frat party dream machine? You get custom engineered seating for 20, a Rockford fosgate stereo system consisting of 3 6x9s, a 12in sub and an amp that is sure to wake the neighbors; a reliable Chevy 350 that runs like corn through a goose; a private bathroom to ensure the party keeps going; a can shoot that empties into an external bin to keep the evidence hidden; and of course a hood ornament that looks like a duck!
You may ask what could possibly be wrong with this 6 wheeled wonder?
Does the exhaust leak? Yes
Is the windshield cracked? For sure
Is the roof waterproof? Absolutely not
Is the door half covered in corrugated steel? Most definitely
Do the heat and AC work! Not a chance in hell
Is the overhead sleeper supported by drywall screws and a ratchet strap? You bet your ass it is!!
If you are still reading this and find yourself saying "I can live with that" then pick up your phone, call Craig and say I want to continue the legacy that is The Motor Unit!!
With New Years right around the corner and the cost of limos on the rise, don't be left out in the cold. For the price of a bottle of champagne and a pack of Trojans you will be guaranteed to get lucky in this Times Square on wheels.
How much is this 27ft spring break in a bus going to cost do you ask? Similar units sell for upwards of $50,000! Not this one though!! It can be all yours for a summertime special price of $1200 obo!! Please call 989-293-3467 and give the family of mice living in the bathroom cabinet a new home!!
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