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Old May 2nd, 2013, 11:50 PM   #97
Elvis13
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Originally Posted by Lousypirate View Post
I punched my sleeping cat in the face when I was four. My dad watched me do it, and apparently I couldn't have hit it harder. And when it woke up it blinked about 3000x in two seconds.

I had no idea why the cat hated me, because I don't remember doing it. My dad told me when I was about 12, after he had to introduce patches to the business end of the shotgun.
I'm guessing it was female, bitches don't forget a damn thing.
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