I punched my sleeping cat in the face when I was four. My dad watched me do it, and apparently I couldn't have hit it harder. And when it woke up it blinked about 3000x in two seconds.
I had no idea why the cat hated me, because I don't remember doing it. My dad told me when I was about 12, after he had to introduce patches to the business end of the shotgun.
straight piped for her pleasure