I have been to all 50 states, most of them multiple times, and 46 of them last year. I've also been to over a dozen countries. My children had been in 43 states by the time they were 5 and 8.
I have had many unique jobs, including traveling vodka salesman and underwater airplane mechanic.
I have been called too loud by my deaf girlfriend.
I speak profanity, broken english, and slang fluently.
I once had a pet squirrel.
I long hauled the 2000 and 2001 Hot Rod Magazine Power Tours and ended up in the magazine once and on TV a couple times.