Originally Posted by MonkeyBiz
1. Eh.. I've been on 'imminent' pregnancy calls, been in EMS for 10 years. I don't get excited easily.
2. I've already been threatened with death.
3. They don't do episiotomies any more.
5. See #4
"I will NOT cut that cord!" as you cut the cord.
"No cigar for you!" as you hand out cigars.