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Old April 15th, 2013, 12:15 AM   #9996
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Originally Posted by Immortal View Post
1. Do not panic when her water breaks.
2. Stay close enough while she is in labor for her to punch you in the face.
3. If she gets an episiotomy ask for several extra stitches.(do not watch this being done!!!)
4. You must cut the cord!
5. Buy a box of cigars!
1. Eh.. I've been on 'imminent' pregnancy calls, been in EMS for 10 years. I don't get excited easily.
2. I've already been threatened with death.
3. They don't do episiotomies any more.
4. Defiantly.
5. See #4
In bed, according to prophesy.
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