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Old April 14th, 2013, 09:24 PM   #9994
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NO RELIGION WAT!
 
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Originally Posted by MonkeyBiz View Post
4 days overdue. sigh.
Do not panic when her water breaks.
Stay close enough while she is in labor for her to punch you in the face.
If she gets an episiotomy ask for several extra stitches.(do not watch this being done!!!)
You must cut the cord!
Buy a box of cigars!
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