I can't remember the last time I worked less than 50 hours a week.
I have no wife.
Have not gotten laid in way to long.
Have not seen my house in 3 weeks, my roof could be leaking for all I know.
1 Jeep, and it's broken.
Have not gotten my engine to a machine shop yet.
No room or money for a 1100 sq ft patio.
But I think I have some leftover beer from a couple of weeks ago.