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Old March 27th, 2013, 10:33 AM   #273
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Originally Posted by FORD FLARESIDE View Post
Yes..................let me rephrase your question though......
Unless it's from the old testament, well, parts of it.


I know this because I asked in another thread if lance armstrong could go to church, and I was told that this is from the old testament so it isn't fact anymore.

4. Deut. 23:1
No man whose testicles have been crushed or whose organ has been cut off may become a member of the Assembly of God.




I also suggested that all the church people should go into every store that is open on sunday and kill everybody, just to please the lord. Of course I was told this wasn't proper either.
Exodus 35:2
For six days, work is to be done, but the seventh day shall be your holy day, a Sabbath of rest to the LORD. Whoever does any work on it must be put to death.





But in the end, I'm just happy I can beat the fukc out of my slaves, as long as I bring them to the doctor within 24-48 hours..

Exodus 21:20-21 If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.
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