My thoughts on female country singers...
Kelly Pickler - first girl to get to third base with.
Taylor Swift - first girl to bring home to mom.
Faith Hill - MILF (or Shania Twain, but kid-less I believe)
Miranda Lambert - girl you hook up with at a bonfire
Gretchen Wilson - oops, too many at the bar
Carrie Underwood - second girl to bring home to mom and to keep happy.