I would definitely throw some cash your way if you decided to go through with it. I live in an apartment and my parent's garage is too small to comfortably work on my Jeep.
I clean up my messes and respect other people's property. If I broke something it would be replaced by day's end. It seems the majority of people these days fall into the exact opposite category for that.
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”