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Old February 27th, 2013, 11:36 AM   #9219
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Two guys chatting in the bar and one asked his friend: "How did that date go with that girl the other night "well", he replied, "You know I get a boner every time I see her?" "yes?" "I had an idea to duct tape it to my leg. So I turn up to her house and she opens the door and she's wearing this really sexy dress" "Then what happened?" "I kicked her in the face."
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