Drunks on the road
Pulled over yesterday to help a little Cadillac out of a ditch. The younger chick driving seemed a bit ditzy when I asked her questions (are you okay/did you already call a tow/ect) but I didn't think too much of it (honestly just thought she was stupid). She then proceeds to tell me how happy she is that I showed up because all she wanted to do was "go home and smoke and drink more" and that she "totally doesn't want the cops to show up." (Speech slurred since she was actually talking instead of answering yes or no questions) I go to leave...cops show up... She gets hauled off.
How fucking stupid are people on the road?! She just blew my mind telling me how fucked up she was and that she still thought I'd pull her out after that.