Originally Posted by BlooMule
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could get a trebuchet?
The exact same amount as if the woodchuck did not have a trebuchet. The problem is the woodchucks stubby little arms and legs. The effort required to repeatedly load the trebuchet cancels out any gains in productivity the woodchuck may have had if it weren't built like a retarded porn midget.