Originally Posted by MusKegon_ZJ_gurl
Why is my labrador afraid of water?
This problem goes way back to when your dog was a puppy. It was during a nice warm summer day and you were giving doggy a bath outside and using the hose to rinse the dog off. You had just lifted the dog's tail to rinse the backside of it when you became distracted by an ice cream truck that was blaring the song Detachable Penis through the PA system (Why that song, I don't know). In your destraction you inadvertently inserted the hose nozzle up your doggy's dirt chute for about 3 seconds with the nozzle going full blast. Needless to say, you pup was tramatized by this incident and lives in fear of projectile shitting on you carpet (like it did the day you gave it an involuntary enema).