Great Lakes 4x4. The largest offroad forum in the Midwest - View Single Post - 94 ZJ...Tougher than Chuck Norris
View Single Post
Old May 19th, 2012, 06:18 PM   #1
Nebulus
Newbie
 
Join Date: 05-19-12
Location: Macomb, MI
Posts: 1
iTrader: (0)
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Default 94 ZJ...Tougher than Chuck Norris

1994 Jeep ZJ (Grand Cherokee for you "normal" folk!) This ain't no normal grocery getter, it's a badass trail Jeep! Also doubles as zombie bulldozer, when the apocalypse happens.

-5.2l v8 265k miles, been through more shit than your grandpa in 'Nam! This drivetrain is tougher than kevlar-coated diamonds
-Lifted 6" on 35's, meaning it's taller than your grandmother!
-NP231 tcase, Procomp Xterrain tires 50% tread, 1 ton steering, so you won't get stuck ANYWHERE!*
-Aftermarket Chick Magnet (It seems to be stuck on high school girls though, should be an easy fix.)
-Lexan Rear Windows, no spare = Stage 15 weight savings
-Leather and radio so you can trail in style
-CB Radio so you can chat with other badasses on the trail
-Random Stickers that add to the badassness
-Could use a good cleaning. Oh wait, its a Jeep. It neeeds more MUD.
-Has some rust, but don't be such a girl about it!
-New parts that you need to break: front left wheel bearing and axle, brake lines in back half, new ujoint in rear diff, new pinion yoke in rear diff, yellow top
-Broken parts that you need to fix, then break again: upper control arm mounts, wheel cylinders (included in sale), oil change (included), trans filter change (included), hatch and driver rear door do not open
-Possible side effects of driving this monster may include, but not limited to, unplanned pregnancies, being a badass, The Sugar, prolonged erections, temporary blindness (turn on wipers), heart attack, gout, scoliosis, and/or death.

You could have this for only a scant $2000, and i'm negotiable!

Contact Mike at 586-6one0-3one05 (Texts preferred, emails okay, 9am-11pm)

*These statements have not been approved or confirmed by anyone. Jeep cannot fly, cannot drive underwater, cannot drive in restricted government property. However, it can drive over your neighbor's lawn! It can clear Bundy Hill and has done so on multiple occasions, was used as Bundy Hill Park Patrol for some time.



Pictures here! http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/cto/3012124957.html
As for price, make me an offer, you might be surprised
Nebulus is offline   Reply With Quote
 
Page generated in 0.07386 seconds with 20 queries