I have a friend who is working with a pregnant co worker...
the co worker is only about 4 weeks pregnant and apparently too fucking stupid to have a kid. Shes been pissing moaning and whining about all the walking the job requires being bad for her snowflake fetus.
Originally Posted by Jiveturkey3
When cheese wiz is left in the tip of the can it because a rock hard cheese plug. So if you are too tall you should duck when you walk down the stairs. If you don't you can get a parking ticket.