Originally Posted by Medic8
People call 911 for the dumbest reasons.
The bumpiest roads in Michigan are the ones you have to drive on when you're transporting a post-op joint replacement patient, and they will scream in agony with every bump you hit, regardless of how much pain management they are given.
Best diagnosis I heard this weekend: EEE Tachylordy with IJS. Exaggerated Ethnic Episode with Intermittent Jesus Syndrome. It's where a very large woman, typically African American and/or Baptist, waddles around an otherwise minor accident scene screaming "LORDY LORDY LORDY! OH LORDY LORDY! LORD JESUS! LORDY LORDY!".
We'd get calls the churches on Sunday, or their homes Sunday afternoon, and would always said the had TMJ (to much Jesus)