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Old January 30th, 2012, 03:23 PM   #1890
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People call 911 for the dumbest reasons.

The bumpiest roads in Michigan are the ones you have to drive on when you're transporting a post-op joint replacement patient, and they will scream in agony with every bump you hit, regardless of how much pain management they are given.

Best diagnosis I heard this weekend: EEE Tachylordy with IJS. Exaggerated Ethnic Episode with Intermittent Jesus Syndrome. It's where a very large woman, typically African American and/or Baptist, waddles around an otherwise minor accident scene screaming "LORDY LORDY LORDY! OH LORDY LORDY! LORD JESUS! LORDY LORDY!".
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